my full zine piece for @routeonezine ! looking back on it now i would def change some aspects but im still super pumped for this zine in general :-)
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hyrellion asked:
My boyfriend won’t stop talking to me about whether or not I would eat Pokémon steaks. We think maybe Mr. Mime steaks would have white meat and ooze a purple liquid. I feel like you’re the only one qualified to tell us more
iguanamouth answered:
listen the ONLY part of a mr mime thats edible are the red spots, and thats ONLY after being properly cooked - if you bite into any part of their body while its still raw youll suffer near immediate food poisoning
luckily, just like red kidney beans, the potential toxins are easily to remove provided you take the right steps
once theyve been safely removed from their inedible surroundings, the larger red spheres are ready to begin working with - its worth noting that the smaller spots on the hands and cheeks also fall into this category, but theyre almost always too small to be considered harvesting by most professionals
youll want to start by cutting away any flesh thats still directly touching the pale parts; when in doubt, a wider cut is always preferred. better safe than sorry ! one benefit of working with mr mimes is that, along with many others in their typing, their bodies are held together with physic energy and thus dont require deboning
the next part is going to require boiling in a large pressure cooker- some may find it a challenge to to find a pot big enough to host all the parts, so cooking them individually is fine. remember to follow the instructions to the letter
after theyve been removed and dried, an easy way to text if theyre safe to eat is to cut them in half and check the spongy center - a darkened purple core means theyve been boiled long enough, while any lighter, greenish tints means you probably needed a bit more time
once theyre out of the danger range, you can now safely use them in variety of dishes ! their almost mushroom-like texture means they absorb flavors well, and pictured above is one of my personal favorites
THIS guy though, you can just pop em into your mouth whole. its fine
group of little girls who come together for playdates where they enact incredibly disturbing & elaborate narratives with their barbie dolls
ALTleft her in some old church ruins gym in the middle of fuck off nowhere in the irish countyside. i am never getting this deer back
Can they be penpals? He's sitting on a gate in a small forest on a long historic walk.
they are penpals !
Strangers in Lively Town
Took me half a year to complete 🤪
No but it's ridiculous that this doesn't have more notes, and I think it's cause people aren't zooming in, SO LOOK!! Look how painstakingly detailed and gorgeous this piece is!!
god wallace pokemon was always gay but they really amped it up in the remakes huh
how does this outfit even work
he’s gay that’s how
power of gaye
Husbands
yeah!
yeah we gay keep scrolling
He came out
Pokemon Heritage Post